Dave the gas man

Well we had one of those days that made me and your mom laugh for very stupid reasons and thought we would blog about it so we don't forget,
We had a problem with the gas today and as a result the gas man came out to investigate and repair, he introduced himself as Peter but for some strange reason I kept calling home Dave!!!!! Random, don't ask me why, in fact it was only after he left and your mom told me that I realised.
Dave was from Gloucester and thought the people round here were very nice, not like the mingers by him off the estate who are nasty people. Also Dave was called into a disciplinary the other day because he had been told by his bosses to leave a job early and he didn't because he did not think it was safe, he's been doing this job for 20 years and knows exactly how it should be done.
Also, he then came back to see us, on the 4th and last time to explain the problem, while here he said to Kay "you a housewife then" NO I'm not said Kay, I work from home, he then proceeded to ask how much for a website. He then asked "do you have a kettle" not for a cup of tea but to fill up his pot of porridge. Kay did and was about to add a little milk, for taste, when Dave shouted "WOW WOW WOW" what you doing " it sounded like he was saying "WOW WOW WOW WHAT YOU DOING YOU SILLY FUCKING BITCH I WANTED WATER, IVE HAVE ASKED FOR FUCKING MILK IF I WANTED IT" I'm sure Dave was being very polite in his own strange way. He then took out his spoon, from top pocket, ate his porridge and then with a last mouthful cleaned his spoon, WITH HIS MOUTH, and put it back in his top pocket.
Dave was a nice guy, very funny and made our Sunday very funny, one of life's characters.
On another note, after he had gone the problem came back but we have decided to call them tomorrow as Dave is off for the day.... Who will they send next, probably some boring bastard.